10 things not to do while guest-blogging for Dear Greer
1. Use the blog as a vehicle to trash all my crappy-ass ex-boyfriends.
2. Use the blog as a vehicle to trash all the ex-Army guys and old men I meet on match.com.
3. Get trashed and confess my love for Air Supply and Bob Seeger.
4. Post the lyrics to I'm All Out of Love and Night Moves.
5. Go on a rant about how gay the ending of Slumdog Millionaire is! (Whatever, it was gay.)
6. Post "25 Things About Me".
7. Write about this really weird dream I had recently where my shoebox of studio apartment suddenly had all these cool hidden rooms and manly neighbors kept coming over and hitting on me.
8. Post links to my own blog eeriedesigns.blogspot.com, which only has, like, 5 posts on it.
9. Tell knock-knock jokes.
10. Befriend a random Eastern-Euro dude with broken English and post our communications (only because that's already been done).
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